DETROIT, MI  [Thursday Feb.19.2004]  /Mix103FM.com/ -- Our condolences to those of you who lost out on the bidding for Christina Aguilera's thong and cup of pool water. That's right, mere hours ago, the Ebay UK auction ended for Miss Aguilera's underthings & a snort of the H2O in which her nearly-naked body floated. The going price? Eight hundred and ten pounds, which is like...three million dollars or something. The seller claims the items were "obtained" by BBC radio host Scott Mills, who allegedly got them from a bloke he knows over at Maxim Magazine, on whose cover she wore said thong and did said floating. The seller (whose grasp of spelling and grammar and is somewhat less than casual) describes the whole prize package thusly: "1) One white thong. 2) One sealed tub of miss Aguilera pool water. 3) Compliment from Scott Mills (signed). 4) Compliment from the shows producer signed. 5) Maxim cover leter explaining that said issue has been embargoed, this also includes a few pointers from miss Aguilera for how single men can win her affections. 6) One issue of Maxim with conected feture."

There were 36 bids total in the 10-day auction, and not surprisingly, all bidders' names were kept private.

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